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Category: J-Bear on the Air
J-Bear on the Air 14: Jared Takes Manhattan
J-Bear and Ren, who are actually two robots, merge to form Voltron to capture the city of Manhattan. They are faced with battling the other entities that have taken Manhattan: Muppets, Godzilla, and Jason Voohries. Do they succeed? You only need to listen to find out!
J-Bear on the Air 13: The Half Blood Prince
J-Bear returns to the air with a tale of mystery, mayhem, and a little bit of pirated Caribbean Rum from his escapades in the 18th century… wait, what?
JBear on the Air Presents the Traveling Podcast Episode 4: Clone of the Attacks
Clone of the Attacks… yeah… not sure how that makes sense, either. It’s better than bacon, though. Really.
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JBear on the Air Traveling Podcast 3 – Bacon is for Sissies
That’s right, we hate bacon. At the Institute for the Loathing of Bacon (ILB), we despise the pork product that the world seems to be pushing onto us unfairly. The ILB is dedicated to ridding the world of bacon, not allowing anyone to even smell the sizzling, greasy scent of the world’s current scourge and bane.
If you believe this, we also have beach front property in North Dakota to sell you.
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J-Bear On The Air Traveling Podcast 2: The Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! That’s our primary weapon: surprise! Surprise and fear! Those are our two… never mind, let’s just do it again!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! We have 2 primary weapons are surprise, fear, and these snappy red outfits… damn!
JBear on the Air Traveling Podcast Episode 1
A short time ago, in a city that’s really, really close.
JBear on the Air
Traveling Podcast
EPISODE ONE
The University of Minnesota Moorhead was done for the season and cast out the podcast giant Jared (giant in size, not in stature). He was forced to take his show on the road.
There was an evil empire that was pursuing him relentlessly as he drove around, without pants, protesting various charities for their “great work.” Yes, protesting.
Then came a man from Nantucket, who always carried a bucket… when he got high, he opened his fly, and that’s where our story begins…
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J-Bear on the Air 12: Breaking Dawn
Michael sparkles in the sunlight… at least that what Jared of J-Bear on the Air has discovered. Is it due to him being a vampire? Is he an alien being? Could he possibly have the herpes of the art world (glitter) all over him in a freak accident? Only time will tell… but the truth of the matter is, Michael sparkles.
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J-Bear on the Air 11: The Wrath of Khan
About 15 years ago, Jared and the crew of the USS Ontheair stranded a genetically superior being, Khan Noonien Singh, on Ceti Alpha 5. Now, Jared, Michael, and the new crew of the USS Ontheair must battle Khan, who has managed to flee from the surface of Ceti Alpha 5 aboard the Starship Disco… loaded with powerful “Disco Balls,” Khan may actually destroy Jared’s ship… who will win?
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J-Bear on the Air 10: Nerds in Paradise
J-Bear is a lonely little squid who is forced to move from the Atlantic to the Pacific because his mother got a new job. There, he is picked on by the Octopi until he is finally defended by the maintenance manta. The maintenance manta trains him in the martial arts and J-Bear becomes the Karate Squid.
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J-Bear on the Air 9: Chipwrecked
Molested by squirrels, J-Bear confides in Michael and the gang about how he now feels “funny down there” whenever one crosses the street. This is a special episode… not because of some moral issue, but because everyone on this podcast is “special.” Yeah, special like “that.”
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J-Bear on the Air 8: The Secret of the Ooze
Like a karate kick to Michael’s head, J-Bear launches this podcast into greatness by talking about existentialism and the laws of causality… wait, that isn’t what this podcast is about. This podcast is about the J-Bear and his Chippendale sidekick, Michael, on a trip across the country in a bright pink Peterbuilt truck and how they locate their long lost teddy bear: Bonzo.
Just listen. It’s easier that way.
J-Bear on the Air 7: Citizens on Patrol
It’s a GUESTRAVAGANZA! Yeah, we made that one up… the word, not the fact.
Also: the dangers of cooking bacon on a poorly cleaned grill and news! Yes, news! With an exclamation point!
You can contact the host at jbearontheair AT gmail DOT com (remove the spaces and put the actual… yeah, you know).
Fun fact: Jared cannot play the banjo.
J-Bear on the Air 6 – Return of the Jedi
When the Empire finally made a mistake, J-Bear’s training would soon be complete as he went toe to toe with the villainous brand obscured soda super giant… and thus it was the return of the Jedi… or something like that.
J-Bear on the Air 5: Johnny 5 Is Alive
I’m just making up these subtitles, people. It’s funnier that way.
J-Bear 4 – Where’s 3?
For those wondering, J-Bear on the Air episode 1 wasn’t recorded for distribution on the web, so we’ve renumbered them to reflect the actual number of the episodes. So 3 is dead in our numbering here, 4 is on!
J-Bear on the Air 2 – Electric Boogaloo
Episode 2 of the critically acclaimed podcast is now available through Lime Flavored.com! Listen to the critics:
Old York Times says “Please stop bothering us.”
Podcast Magazine says “What’s a J-Bear?”
New Audio Frontier.com boasts “It’s a podcast.”
Someone randomly grabbed on the street and asked to listen is quoted as saying “I’ll promote anything you want for $5. Thanks.”
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New Podcast: J-Bear on the Air!
We have ourselves the first podcast on the feed of Lime Flavored.com that is not produced by the website, but by former co-host on the Lime Flavored Podcast: Jared Erling!
J-Bear on the Air debuts with a few little bumps, mainly in the first 15 minutes or so, but will improve to perfect as newer releases spew forth! Welcome to Lime Flavored.com and iTunes, J-Bear!
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